Sex?

What is the ultimate sexual high? Where is the nastiest, most brutally blasphemous, "all-the-other-people-in-the-world-hates-me-because-I-did-this-and-they-didn't" place you could have sex? And who's the nastiest guy/chick you could do it with? And I'm not talking about fucking hobos or shitty dwarfs! NO! We're talking fucking really bad shit, like this idea I have of getting a BJ...by a NUN...ON the fucking altar in a fucking cathedral! Or maybe doing the nun from behind, bent over the altar? That'd be friggin awesome!

Or, what about doing the flight attendant in the plane toilet in a storm, using the turbulence as a booster! Yeah, old one, buuuut still doable and probably worth it!

What about doing a cop in the back of the cop car? Or a ambulance driver/paramedic in the back of their ambulance?

All good ideas, but they all have one small thing in common: The chance of them actually happening are very low. Unless you're in some kind of relationship with one of these, and the nun is still very unlikely.

Anybody else got any good fucking ideas? And I mean that literally ;)